Jimmy Kimmel spoofs R. Kelly's lame crap.

If you haven't seen any of R. Kelly's "R&B Opera" yet, you are one lucky human being.  It's easily the most ridiculous shit ever.  It's supposed to be this dramatic storyline told through a series of videos, but not only is it the opposite of captivating, it's not even music.  Just rambling gibberish laid over the same crappy backbeat, looped over and over.  Have you ever heard a five year old tell a meaningless story?  It's like that -- one long, monotone, run-on sentence with no general direction -- except it has the occasional "ohhhhhh" mixed in to give it... extreme gayness.

You can check out R. Kelly's official site if you have no idea what I'm talking about.  After about two minutes, you'll probably turn it off thinking the same thing I did: "It's a good thing he gained all that credibility when he filmed himself raping and pissing on the heads of young children, or he might have had some trouble getting the green light for this project."

The only good thing to come out of all this:  In mockery, Jimmy Kimmel has recorded his own R&B Opera, and over the course of three consecutive Fridays, a new part was showcased on Jimmy Kimmel Live.  Here's the entire series:

UPDATE (12/8): Jimmy has decided to keep the story going past the initial three videos.  So far he's added two additional chapters to the story, and you can find them below.

The Pizza - Part One

The Pizza - Part Two

The Pizza - Part Three

The Pizza - Part Four

The Pizza - Part Five

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