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2.5.13
	Cross Eyewitness News The world’s first and only all cross-eyed news team struggles to bring you today’s top stories from their perspective.

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5.21.13
	'Mario Dog' is the Best Vine Shut it down. Shut the whole service down. Everyone else can stop trying.

	Here's a Russian Soldier Getting a Bullet Removed From His Forehead With a pair of pliers. Also, he's smiling.

	Sand Land Your go-to superstore for, um, sand. And nothing else.

	Honest Trailer: Fast Five The fifth installment of the Fast & Furious franchise gets the always entertaining Honest Trailer treatment.

	The Worst MMA Fight Ever Sounds like an exaggeration. Is not an exaggeration.

	Eric Spoto Breaks Bench Press World Record 722 pounds? That seems like a lot.

	Painful Nutshot Compilation Some of the best (most painful) nutshot clips the Internet has to offer, all in one video.

	4 Real Science Experiments Clearly Designed by Michael Bay With relevant BOOM footage, of course.

5.20.13
	Midnight Madness Does Drinking Sperm Help Pregnancy?

	Talk Show Host Drinks Breast Milk Directly From Source Well, then.

	Here's The Worst Scooter Operator in Human History And it's not even close.

	The Lonely Island - Diaper Money They grow up so fast. sniff

	Incredible Trampoline Trick Shot If this guy asks you to play HORSE at his house, just decline.

	Japanese Pommel Horse Sketch Guaranteed to be the most entertaining pommel horse routine you’ll ever watch. Because Japan.

	Daft Punk Googly Eyes GAHHHHHHH make him stop.

	16-Year-Old Lands Historic 1080 Mitchie Brusco makes history by landing the first 1080 in X Games MegaRamp history.

5.19.13
	Canadian Singer Completely Botches Star-Spangled Banner Considering she didn't bother to learn the words, I'd say it went pretty well.

	SNL: Xanax For Gay Summer Weddings The only anti-anxiety medication that relieves the stress of attending spectacular gay summer weddings.

	"Call The Police For Me" Here's how you calmly and politely handle the fact you've just been hit by a truck.

	SNL: Stefon’s Emotional Farewell Bill Hader ends his run on Saturday Night Live by giving Stefon an appropriately over-the-top sendoff.

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