6.17.13
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| Smooth Roller Skater Gets Groove on Before Epic Fail
This is just scrumptious.
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6.16.13
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| Blanka is a Troll
An excellent compilation of fail videos -- with Blanka edited in as a carnage-causing asshole.
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6.14.13
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| Gymnast Faceplants Into Mirror
What's it like to faceplant into your own face? Ask this guy.
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| Motorcycle Rider Pops Wheelie… Right Into Back of Cop Car
Featuring a perfectly executed cop-on-idiot chokehold.
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1.31.10
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| The Anatomy Of A Jersey Shore Alpha Male
The Anatomy Of A Jersey Shore Alpha Male
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1.29.10
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| Jerzify Yourself
Go Jerzify Yourself. I'll do it eventually, but in the meantime I'll just use a regular picture of myself for the thumbnail.
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1.27.10
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| Roid Rage
And this, kids, is why you should never do steroids. You know, if that whole shrunken dick thing wasn't enough for you.
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1.21.10
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| Super Mario Jersey Shore
Super Jersey Shore Bros.
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1.15.10
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| Kids Jersey Shore
Awww, kid's on the Littlest Jersey Shore say the darndest things.
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1.5.10
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| How Jersey Shore Are You?
Just how Jersey Shore are you? Here's a quiz to help you find out, but I'm of the opinion that if you have to ask, then it's probably a lot.
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12.23.09
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| Behind The Scenes Of Jersey Shore
Holy shit, Jersey Shore's The Situation gets real. Like, really real. For real.
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12.22.09
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| The Ten Most Irritating People Of 2008
The Ten Most Irritating People Of 2009. I take great satisfaction in the fact that I'm pretty sure I did not once mention nor link to anything regarding those two shitheads with the eight kids. Until now. Fuck.
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12.14.09
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| Coathanger Penis
If this doesn't make you wince in pain then you are more of a man than I. Or maybe less of a man, because you must not have a penis if you're not forced to look away. (NSFW!)
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12.11.09
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| Christmas Douchebags
The Twelve Biggest Christmas Douchebags
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12.10.09
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| Guidettes
A "Situation" Of Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes is like a gaggle of geese or a flock of seagulls.
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12.8.09
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| Snooki Gets Punched
After seeing the promos for Jersey Shore I concluded I didn't quite hate myself enough to punish my tender sensibilities by watching it. However, I hate the cast so much more that if this is what's going to happen to them I might be able to manage.
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| The Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
My Jersey Shore nickname is Juice Springsteen, and I find that, like, bitchin' dawg.
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11.25.09
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| Duckface Disease
Apparently someone snuck up behind this douchebaguette while she was making the duckface and smacked her on her the back.
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11.24.09
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| Pale Is The New Tan
I would have named Pale Is The New Tan.com, a site devoted to horrible fake tans, "Garbage Pale Kids" but no one ever listens to me.
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11.15.09
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| Seven Great Products For Telling The World Youre A Rich Dick
Seven Great Products For Telling The World You're A Rich Dick
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11.11.09
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| Cocky Motorcycle Showoff Owned
I have no idea what this guy says, but simply judging him by his cocky demeanor makes this an extremely satisfying motorcycle wheelie fail.
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11.10.09
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| Five Great Football Celebration Fails
Five Great Football Celebration Fails (with video evidence of course)
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11.4.09
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| Soccer Arm Break
Hey, that's cheating. You aren't supposed to use your hands in soccer! Especially if you're double-jointed. Oh, arms aren't supposed to bend that way? Nevermind.
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10.29.09
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| Douchebags Of The United States
Douchebags Of The United States (As Classified By Region)
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10.23.09
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| Douchebaguettes
Behold, a horrifying gallery of the rare and oft-believed mythical female creature known as the "Douchebaguette" in its natural habitat.
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