5.17.13
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| NY Man Rubs Pepperoni Stick on His Penis, Puts it Back
Awww... it just wanted to make a friend.
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5.16.13
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| Drunk Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off His Own Penis
Hard to argue with that logic.
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5.14.13
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| Bride Reports Groom Missing, Police Find Him With Hooker
Honeymoon Period: Over.
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5.10.13
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| Fart-in-Face Provokes Knife Fight
A woman from Florida "allegedly threw an 8-inch-long kitchen knife at her boyfriend after he farted in her face."
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5.9.13
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| Detroit Woman Erupts on News Reporter
Melinda Brown Duncan has a few ideas about how the city should be run.
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4.22.13
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| A.J. Clemente’s First Words As a News Anchor: "Fucking Shit"
Off to a great start, kid. You're going places!
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4.14.13
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| Police Chief Recovering After Eating Daughter's Pot-Laced Cake
He ate the entire cake. For breakfast.
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4.12.13
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| This Guy Has Dedicated His Life to Becoming a Maxi Pad
Good for you, man. So many people are just wandering through life with unrealistic expectations.
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4.10.13
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| Maybe The Best Newspaper Correction Ever
Jedi level print mastery.
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4.9.13
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| Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out The Window Of A Speeding Car
Masturbating out the window while driving at 90 MPH... shouldn't he get a trophy or, at the very least, a reality show? THIS IS STILL AMERICA, RIGHT?
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3.26.13
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| The Best News Bloopers of March 2013
The funniest bloopers of the month, all in one video.
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3.21.13
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| "KABOOYOW! KAPOOYOW!"
Here's your next Sweet Brown/Antoine Dodson/Kai the Hitchhiker. Get ready for the autotune remix in 3, 2, 1...
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3.11.13
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| Weatherman Enthusiastically Declares Guest 'Has Some Nice Titties'
Yeah, no one's buying that "tennis shoes" backpedal.
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3.8.13
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| Australian Reporter Gets Head Dry-Humped by Heckler
Well, he certainly handled that better than I would have.
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3.6.13
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| Woman Mauled to Death by Lion During Sex
Worst. Threesome. Ever.
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2.25.13
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| The Best News Bloopers of February
Highlights include an anchor unintentionally pantomiming a blowjob and some Frederick's of Hollywood girls attempting to do the weather.
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2.23.13
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| Michigan Man Devastated After $7,500 Porn Collection Stolen
"I had a collection that had every African American that's ever been in porn ... My collection was the best in Michigan—a guy in Connecticut told me that."
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2.14.13
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| Local News Anchor Unintentionally Gives Oral Sex Lesson
"Oh yeah. That feels good. That hits the spot."
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2.11.13
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| Drunk Guy Accidentally Sets Car on Fire, Uses Taco as ID
Just another night at the Taco Bell drive-thru.
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2.4.13
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| The Homeless Hitchhiking Hatchet-Handling Hippie Hero
If you watch any unedited news interview today, let it be this one.
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1.17.13
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| The Best Fucking Blooper Reel Ever
The ultimate compilation of f-bombs being dropped during live news broadcasts.
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1.8.13
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| Hardcore Porn Played Behind a Swedish TV News Broadcast Last Night
FOR NEARLY TEN MINUTES. Here's a clip.
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1.3.13
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| An Early Front-Runner For 'Daughter of the Year' Emerges
"Two Placer County teenage girls were arrested for allegedly using drugged milkshakes to knock out the parents of one of the girls so they could log on to the Internet."
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12.27.12
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| The Best News Bloopers of 2012
The craziest news moments to hit the Internet this year, all in one video.
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12.18.12
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| The 50 Biggest Stories of 2012, in GIF Form
In the future, all news stories will be told through animated GIFs.
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11.27.12
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| The Definition of Oversharing
This lady is happy to give the news crew a more information than they request.
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11.19.12
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| Turkey Gobbler News Blooper
Let's officially kick off the holiday season with an anchorwoman inadvertently simulating a blowjob on a turkey gobbler.
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11.7.12
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| Reporter Has No Idea Who Will.i.am Is
So he just starts using the names of other black musicians.
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10.30.12
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| Hurricane Sandy Update
There won't be any updates to the site today, as we're dealing with the effects of Hurricane Sandy. Hopefully everything will be back to normal on Wednesday.
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10.23.12
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| Reporter Gets Speed Pranked
And it's even better in slow motion.
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10.10.12
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| Best. Newscast. Ever.
I think this segment went pretty well, as long as you overlook every single thing that happened.
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8.21.12
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| Rhino Fart Cracks Up Reporter
A segment about a baby rhino quickly derails when the mama rhino lets it rip.
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8.20.12
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| Grandma Stabs Burglar With Fork
“In his defense, it was a really big fork.”
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6.25.12
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| "More Pussy Than He Can Handle"
Actual quote from an actual newswoman on an actual live broadcast.
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6.22.12
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| Jeff Daniels Has to Use The Newsroom
The inevitable Newsroom / Dumb & Dumber mashup, executed flawlessly.
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6.13.12
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| Six Famous News Stories That Forgot To Tell You The Best Part
If there's one thing about modern man, it's that our attention spans are only half as long as the life of a major news story. Which sucks because sometimes, the most important fact don't emerge until months after everyone has gotten bored with it.
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5.23.12
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| Anderson Cooper Is A Goddamned National Treasure
slow clap
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5.17.12
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| Live News Anchor vs. Her Skirt...WHO YA GOT!?!?
Skurses!
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5.16.12
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| Autotune The News Songify The Classics: Gingers Do Have Souls
Dear Lord, do you know what this means? The turnaround time from funny video to meme to played-our and overused to classic is almost non-existent. What have we done?
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5.7.12
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| Taiwan's NMA News Predicts The Fifth Season Of "Breaking Bad"
Not sure how I feel about the Satanic angle, but it's nice to see Walt, Jr doing something besides eating breakfast. Bitch.
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4.23.12
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| This Weather Girl Is Smoking Hot
I just watched an entire two minute video about weather on the opposite side of the country. That's the 21st century equivalent of jerking off to the women's underwear section of the JC Penny's catalog. I regret nothing.
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| 30 News Headlines That Are Way Too Good To Be True
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, man.
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4.16.12
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| Sweet Brown, "Ain't Got Time For That" The Autotune Remix
Bronchitis sucks, man.
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4.13.12
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| The Ultimate News Freudian Slip Supercut
It's going to be ULTIMATE Friday around here, apparently!
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4.10.12
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| Internet, Meet Sweet Brown
I hope you like her, because I have a feeling you're going to be seeing quite a bit of her over the next few days.
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