2.26.13
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| Daily Tee
This is My St. Patrick's Day Shirt
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1.31.13
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| Star Wars Valentine's Day Cards
"Love You I Do"
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12.26.12
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| This Little Girl Won Christmas
And it wasn't even close. Prepare to see this photo included in every decent gallery of funny Santa pictures from this point on.
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12.24.12
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| 10 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh boy. Christmas is ruined. Again.
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| A Photographic Tribute to Santa Being Naughty
When it's your list, you go under the "nice" column regardless of behavior.
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12.22.12
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| The Spirit of Christmas
Um. Christmas is officially ruined. And not just this Christmas, every Christmas moving forward.
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12.20.12
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| Holiday Wrapping Paper Nobody Wants
Who wouldn't want a present wrapped with pictures of Rudolph shaved down for ticks?
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12.19.12
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| 12 Hilariously Blasphemous Nativity Scenes
Are you suuuure Batman and Darth Vader weren't there?
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12.13.12
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| Daily Tee
Santa Claus is Coming!
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12.12.12
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| Lucy Pinder is the Best Christmas Model
Here's an extensive gallery of her spreading holiday cheer.
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| Victoria's Secret Angels Sing 'Deck the Halls'
Give them all the Grammys.
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12.10.12
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| 50 Inappropriate Holiday Cards
Yep, I'd say Santa snapping a dick pic qualifies as inappropriate.
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11.29.12
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| The Best Christmas Song
Jon Lajoie sings the best Christmas song that ever existed. This is indisputable. Probably. Maybe.
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11.23.12
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| Hipster Thanksgiving
If you think Thanksgiving dinner with your dysfunctional family was bad, wait until you see this insufferable abomination.
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11.22.12
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| Thanksgiving Bingo Cards
Print them out, share them with a few "worthy" family members, and let the dysfunction go to work for you.
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| Snoop Dogg's Thanksgiving Turkey
I'll give you one guess what it's made of.
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11.21.12
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| 10 Weed-Infused 'Danksgiving' Recipes
Well, that's one way to make sure the family gets along this year.
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| Daily Tee
I'm So Good, Santa Came Twice
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11.20.12
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| The Anatomy of a Turducken
It doesn't feel like reading when the words are on a colorful infographic.
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11.16.12
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| These Turkey Cakes Look Like Dicks
There's a reason pies rule on Thanksgiving: Cakes with turkeys on them always end up looking like frosted cock-and-balls.
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11.13.12
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| Turkey Tits!
Tired of settling for boring, flat-chested turkeys every Thanksgiving? The first breast implants for turkeys are here to help.
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12.4.11
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| A Tribute To The Most Awkward Family Christmas Cards
Getting a card that your relative printed off on an ink jet printer with a picture of their family on it sucks. There I said it.
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3.11.11
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| Drunken Leprechaun Wee Man vs. Roadie... WHO YA GOT!?!?
Complete with about 45 unnecessary midget/leprechaun/St. Patrick's Day puns.
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2.10.11
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| The Fourteen Dumbest Valentine's Day Traditions
It appears as if they've covered everything that makes Valentine's Day Valentine's Day. Ohhhhh...
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12.22.10
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| If Classic Holiday Movies Got Gritty Reboots
Some of these look pretty good, actually.
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12.21.10
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| This Is The Star Wars Christmas Special You've Been Looking For
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12.10.10
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| The Absolute Worst Christmas Cards, A Tribute
No wonder the rate of suicide goes up during the holiday season.
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12.7.10
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| A Huge And Hot Gallery Of Holiday Handbras
Hallelujah
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12.1.10
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| Here Is Your Interactive 2011 Sexy Christmas Advent Calendar
Don't forget to check back each day. Hopefully there won't be an aspirin in under any of them.
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11.27.10
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| The Top Five Holiday Beers
Mmmm, beer.
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9.30.10
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| Sexy Halloween Costume-Less 2010
The internet is getting more like Wal-Mart every year in that these decorations are coming out earlier and earlier.
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3.15.10
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| The Drunken Girls Of St. Patrick’s Day 2010
Ireland, FUCK YEAH!
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12.24.09
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| Un-Holiday Movies
They're not holiday movies, they're UN-holiday movies, and I'd much rather watch any of these than most regular holiday movies.
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12.22.09
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| Holiday Post Secret
Post Secrets Through The Holidays, because Christmas is the time for sharing...your deepest, darkest skeletons in the closet.
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12.15.09
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| Care 4 Less
Care 4 Less Charities, making you appear to be a good person this holiday season without costing a dime you cheap bastard.
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12.10.09
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| Hannukkah
When it comes to siamese twins at Hanukkah, it truly is better to give than to receive.
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12.9.09
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| The Ten Most Twisted Holiday Specials
The Ten Most Twisted Holiday Specials (with video evidence of course)
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12.4.09
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| The 35 Most Awesome Holiday Album Covers
The 35 Most Awesome Holiday Album Covers
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12.3.09
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| Santa Pee
Greatest Christmas light set-up ever? Greatest Christmas light set-up ever.
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4.9.09
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| Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza
Reparations for yesterday's Easter-ruining "Creep-ster Bunny" link: A Huge "Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza" Gallery
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4.8.09
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| Creepster Bunnies
These "Creep-ster Bunnies" will take the fun right out of Easter. Forever.
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12.22.08
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| Ray Romano
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkuh, Kickin' Kwanzaa(?) from Ray motherfucking Romano, baby.
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12.18.08
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| Happy Holidays From Black Dynamite
Happy Holidays from Black Dynamite, motherfucker.
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12.21.07
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| Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman's heart-warming rendition of "Oh Holy Night" has filled us with so much Christmas spirit, we're taking a break until December 26. Happy Holidays!
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| 5 Famous Christmas Songs Actually Written by Jewish Songwriters
5 Famous Christmas Songs Actually Written by Jewish Songwriters
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