5.15.13
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| 22 Food Nightmares That Actually Happened
"A New York woman sued a sushi bar after she tasted semen in the sauce atop her spicy tuna..."
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5.13.13
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| Taco Bell is Testing a Waffle Taco For Its Breakfast Menu
Tacos and syrup, together at last!
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4.25.13
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| Behold: The Locomotive BBQ Grill
CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKER!
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| Sights From Baconfest Chicago 2013
Bacon n' egg ice cream? Yes please.
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4.24.13
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| The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names
"Sam and Ella's" is both the best and worst name ever given to a chicken restaurant.
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4.12.13
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| The Creepiest Cupcakes Ever Brought to a Baby Shower
Mmmmm.... frosted newborns.
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4.9.13
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| Popeye's Chicken Gets This Lady to Climax
Not not eating it, or even touching it... just thinking about it.
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4.5.13
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| Sriracha Beef Jerky is Real, Probably Spectacular
"Tantalizing cock meat" has never sounded so appetizing.
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3.30.13
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| The 20 Best Meals From Game of Thrones
Probably the only "best meals" list you'll read this weekend that has RAW HORSE HEART in the top five.
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3.25.13
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| 20 Horrifying but True Facts About How Your Food is Made
That vanilla "natural flavoring" you're so fond of? Beaver anal gland juice.
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3.21.13
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| The McDonald's Double Beef Sausage Burger Will Murder You
Luckily for your arteries, it's only available in China.
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3.20.13
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| The 10 Biggest, Baddest Burgers You Can Buy
Show your colon who's boss.
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3.19.13
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| How to Make a 15 Pound Snickers Bar
Just a few hours of work to take a few years off your life -- how efficient!
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3.13.13
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| Behold, The Bread Cheese Bacon Double Cheeseburger
Who needs a bun when you can just use cheese with a bread-like consistency?
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3.5.13
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| The 5-Minute Breakfast Sandwich Maker Looks Glorious
Get in my kitchen, you majestic tower of convenience.
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2.19.13
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| Caffeinated Hot Sauce is a Real Thing
Beer and wings make you sleepy? You must not be using DoubleKick Energizing Hot Sauce.
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| How Far 200 Calories Goes With Various Foods
A tiny clump of bacon or a massive pile of celery? Take the bacon.
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2.5.13
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| Deep-Friend, Bacon-Wrapped, Chocolate-Drizzled Conversation Hearts
Valentine's Day just got a lot more bearable/deadly.
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| Zombie-Themed Treats For Your 'Walking Dead' Premiere Party
With recipes and photos, of course. BRAIN CAKE.
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1.29.13
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| Octopizza!
It's exactly like Octomom, except way sexier and like a million other differences.
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1.25.13
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| 21 Incredible (Edible) Football Stadiums Made of Snacks
Mmmm... buffalo wing bleachers.
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1.17.13
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| Daily Tee
Love Fades, Pizza is Forever
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1.15.13
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| Tom Selleck Cakes
I'm a little concerned about how many there are.
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1.14.13
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| The Ron Swanson Sandwich of Greatness
The perfect dish for both of your daily breakfasts.
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1.11.13
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| The 25 Greatest Fast Food Innovations
Just missing the cut: Scooter ramps.
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1.9.13
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| Australia Made a "Carbeque"-- A Car With a Grill For a Trunk
Let's put another shrimp on the, uh, carbie.
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1.3.13
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| 10 Snack Foods Originally Sold as Medicines
"No, I haven't given up on my New Year's diet, Dr. Pepper is a brain tonic."
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1.1.13
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| Bacon and Egg Pie!
For all your January 1 hangover needs.
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12.31.12
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| Professional Eater Takes on Denny's Hobbit Menu
Jamie McDonald downs every plate from the 11-piece menu (including "Gandalf's Gobble Melt") in less than 20 minutes.
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12.28.12
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| Daily Tee
Continental Breakfast
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12.27.12
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| What You Should Be Binge-Eating When You’re Drunk at 3 AM
Because science.
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12.26.12
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| Daily Tee
I Didn't Claw My Way Up The Food Chain to Eat Vegetables
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12.21.12
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| Daily Tee
Raisin Cookies Are Why I Have Trust Issues
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12.20.12
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| The Ultimate Mall-Food Survival Guide
Note: This isn't a survival guide in the traditional sense, as following all these tips will probably kill you.
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12.19.12
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| How to Make Bacon Pixie Stix
Sugar plums are so outdated. I will have visions of these dancing in my head on the night before Christmas.
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12.13.12
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| Pepsi-Chicken Potato Chips Are a Thing in China
Gahhhh, China! Must you beat us in everyth-- actually, you can have this one.
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12.12.12
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| Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos
I think that covers everything.
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12.10.12
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| The Burrito Bomber!
The world's first drone-based burrito delivery system. The future is here, and its sky is filled with tightly-wrapped Mexican food.
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11.28.12
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| Bloody Mary With a Cheeseburger Garnish
There's a pretty good chance this is the greatest hangover cure ever.
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11.23.12
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| The 6 Manliest Ways People Still Hunt for Food
Just missing the cut: That time your pizza was delivered five minutes late and you gathered the courage to demand a coupon as compensation.
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11.20.12
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| The World's Oldest Twinkie
Looking good, old friend.
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| Epic Meal Time's Thanksgiving Care Package
This is the most heart-warming video to ever feature bacon being stuffed into a turkey (and then that turkey being stuffed into a pig).
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| Drunken Doughnuts
Oh my god. We've been doing breakfast wrong all these years.
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11.19.12
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| People Bathing in Food
This makes sense on so many non-existent levels.
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11.16.12
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| These Turkey Cakes Look Like Dicks
There's a reason pies rule on Thanksgiving: Cakes with turkeys on them always end up looking like frosted cock-and-balls.
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