Puppy Screams Elmo
Just being able to say "Elmo" won't get you adopted stupid puppy. It will, however, get you plastered on the internet. Good luck with that.
10.27.06
The Smoking Gun
"While Elmo has never previously been linked to narcotics distribution or use, the Sesame Street character appears to have no teeth, which frequently is seen in heavy meth users."
3.22.06
Gorilla Mask
Through the magic of digital editing, Elmo performs NWA's "Gangsta Gangsta"
