12.26.12
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| This Little Girl Won Christmas
And it wasn't even close. Prepare to see this photo included in every decent gallery of funny Santa pictures from this point on.
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| Santa Claus Smashes Face on Rim
Santa attempted a trampoline dunk during yesterday's Rockets-Bulls game and got a beard full of rim.
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12.24.12
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| If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys from Your Childhood
64 GIGS! Of rockin' built-in hard drive!
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| 10 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh boy. Christmas is ruined. Again.
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| A Photographic Tribute to Santa Being Naughty
When it's your list, you go under the "nice" column regardless of behavior.
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12.23.12
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| 9 Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe Are Real
Severed heads, winged children riding hell-bats, and more!
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12.22.12
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| The Spirit of Christmas
Um. Christmas is officially ruined. And not just this Christmas, every Christmas moving forward.
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| "Straight-Up Christmas" Takes the Gay Out of Holiday Music
Featuring "Chest-Vaginas Roasting on an Open Fire" and other hits.
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12.21.12
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| Keep Your Hippie Food Off Santa's Plate
Or be prepared to pay the price.
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12.20.12
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| Holiday Wrapping Paper Nobody Wants
Who wouldn't want a present wrapped with pictures of Rudolph shaved down for ticks?
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| Cheerleaders Dressed as Santa Claus
Who knew dressing up as a fat old man could be so sexy?
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| The 10 Most Terrifying Traditional Christmas Legends
I don't care what every mom on Facebook says, Elf on the Shelf is creepy as hell.
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| 20 Dirty/Sexy Christmas Light Displays
If your reindeer aren't humping, you're doing it wrong.
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12.19.12
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| The Best/Worst Sex-Related Christmas Ads
Looking good, Santa.
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| Supercut: Very Bad Santas
The sketchiest Saint Nicks in cinematic history, all in one video.
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| 12 Hilariously Blasphemous Nativity Scenes
Are you suuuure Batman and Darth Vader weren't there?
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12.18.12
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| The 100 Sketchiest Santa's Lap Photos
You better watch out. No, really, you need to watch out.
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| Daily Tee
X-Masochist
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12.17.12
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| If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass
I would totally buy a pack of Christmas cards with Bad Santa quotes on the front.
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| 50 Photos That Will Render You Speechless
I am without speech.
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| Daily Tee
I Put Out For Santa
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12.13.12
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| The 10 Most Depressingly Unfunny Gag Gifts
Oh. It's a pickle. A pickle that yodels. Good use of funds.
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| Daily Tee
Santa Claus is Coming!
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12.12.12
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| Lucy Pinder is the Best Christmas Model
Here's an extensive gallery of her spreading holiday cheer.
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| Victoria's Secret Angels Sing 'Deck the Halls'
Give them all the Grammys.
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12.11.12
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| Victoria's Secret Models Wearing Christmas Lingerie
'Tis the season to be erect.
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12.10.12
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| The 50 Most Awkward Christmas Family Photos Ever
Most of these are so bad they look like screen grabs from some absurd Tim and Eric Christmas sketch.
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| 50 Inappropriate Holiday Cards
Yep, I'd say Santa snapping a dick pic qualifies as inappropriate.
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| 22 Examples of Extreme Christmas Apathy
It's the most indifferent time of the year.
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12.8.12
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| The 4 Craziest Moments in the History of Christmas Specials
Mr. T is incredibly insane.
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12.3.12
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| And Here's DMX Spitting "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
WHAT? OK!
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| How To Make A Beer Advent Calendar
You better not pout, you better not shout, you better not cry, I'm telling you why... BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP OFF THIS HANGOVER, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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| Ultimate Ugly Christmas
Need an ugly Christmas sweater? We got you covered...
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11.29.12
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| The Best Christmas Song
Jon Lajoie sings the best Christmas song that ever existed. This is indisputable. Probably. Maybe.
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| Daily Tee
Muri Christmas! 'Murica!
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11.27.12
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| Holiday Fail Compilation
Santa should probably put some ice on his toy sack.
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| Daily Tee
I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus
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11.21.12
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| Daily Tee
I'm So Good, Santa Came Twice
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11.5.12
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| Emily Didonato in Christmas Lingerie
The holiday advertisements show up earlier every year, which is totally acceptable in this case.
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10.24.12
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| Daily Tee
Murray Christmas
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12.28.11
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| WTF!? I Wanted An iPhone!!!, The Song
Take a bunch of self-entitled little pricks' tweets about not getting what they wanted for Christmas, add a some guitar and you get this year's Christmas anthem.
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12.26.11
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| The Most Depressing Christmas Tweets
What can I say Clark. It's the holidays and we're all in misery.
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12.25.11
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| Santa Claus vs. The Devil!
Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastards. You're the best. I love you all.
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12.23.11
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| Ron Swanson's Pink Nightmare
Because what kind of Christmas would it be without a Ron Swanson/Christmas Story mashup?
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| The 13 Most Horrifying Classic Christmas Songs Of All Time
With video evidence, of course.
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