Like I said, we've got three 2-Disc Unrated Cream-Filled Editions of Sex Drive to give away. To get one, all you gots to do is send in an email with...

1. Sex Drive in the subject line
2. Include your full name and address
3. Tell us the most outrageous, craziest, funniest, whateverest true story of what you've gone through to get laid by a chick. If you're a girl you can tell us what you did to get laid by a guy, but a story of what you did to get laid by chick would be even better.
4. Email to stephen@gorillamask.net

The story I think is funniest/bestest/whateverest gets the signed copy with the two runners up getting the regular copies. Since we're not really set up to run articles here, the stories will be shared with the world via a partner website to be determined. You can change all names and whatnot, but if you don't want the story published, don't send it in.

That's it, now let's see how horny you bastards really are...