A few weeks ago I posted a link to a page on Snopes.com that I found particularly humorous.  People were flooding the site, which generally stops urban legends in their tracks, with messages regarding a posting on an Ohio Sex Offenders website.  They were trying to figure out if one of the perverts listed was a real person, or some sick Photoshop creation (see image to the right for the creature in question).  Well, he is a real person.  His name is Brian Peppers, he's 36 years old, and to be perfectly honest, I think he's fucking gorgeous and I'd let him rape me.

This week in the forums, we held a Photoshop contest (or MS Paint Contest, since some of the forum members haven't quite grasped image editing beyond the intricate art of drawing a Rollie Fingers mustache on a subject's face), to see just what could be done with Brian's dreaminess.  I was originally going to post the top nine entries as the Weekly Niner, but uninspired color blending aside, there were just too many good ones to pick from.  So I created this page of Brian Peppers Photoshops, most of which are from the contest, but a few were done by me or found elsewhere on the web.  Check 'em out, and feel free to e-mail me with your own addition.

Brian Peppers links:  Permalink to the Page of Brian Peppers Photoshops  |  Snopes.com fields your Brian Peppers questions  |  Puppy-Kicker.com: $250 to anyone who can find an uglier sex offender than Brian Peppers  |  Brian Peppers on HotOrNot.com  |  Screen shot of original Brian Peppers sex offender profile  |  Brian Peppers defined on Urban Dictionary

Not all images are safe for work, school, children, or non-perverts.  You've been warned!

If you'd like to submit an entry of your own, feel free to edit the Brian Peppers images located here (adult) and here (yearbook photos), and send them in.  A few more: Brian Peppers getting a blowjob from a midget Brian Peppers fingering himself Brian Peppers as a pepper Brian Peppers in a diaper Brian Peppers as Lee Harvey Oswalt Brian Peppers replaces Nick Lachey Brian Peppers in Home Alone Brian Peppers as The Punisher Brian Peppers in Collateral Damage Brian Peppers as a munchkin Brian Peppers as Mosh Girl Brian Peppers as Rose O'Fat Brian Peppers in Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band Brian Peppers meets President Nixon (as Elvis) Brian Peppers marrying Liza Minelli Brian Peppers as a fucking whacko Brian Peppers as Brian Fellows Brian Peppers as Jack Black (School of Rock Brian Peppers as Derek Jeter Brian Peppers in the Paris Hilton sex tape Brian Peppers relaxing Brian Peppers on Smallville Brian Peppers as Tom Cruise Brian Peppers as a fat lady on a bench Brian Peppers on the cover of the Ohio Sex Offender Index Halloween: The Curse of Brian Peppers Brian Peppers as Jessica Alba's dog Brian Peppers as Joe Johnson Brian Peppers as Katie Couric Brian Peppers in 'Be Cool' Brian Peppers on The Golden Girls Brian Peppers with Barry Pepper Brain Peppers neglecting Condi Rice in bed Brian Peppers with Bill Clinton Brian Peppers in The Beatles Brian Peppers in Donnie Darko Brian Peppers in Something About Mary (1) Brian Peppers in Something About Mary (2) Brian Peppers meets Elvis (as Nixon) Brian Peppers in The White Stripes Brian Peppers in NSYNC Brian Peppers in jail Brian Peppers with 50 Cent Brian in preschool Brian Peppers iPod spoof Brian Peppers as a naked female midget Brian Peppers giving a bike ride Brian Peppers with Kobe's hands in his butt Brian Peppers as Ron Jeremy Brian Peppers as Mona Lisa Brian Peppers stalking Chloe Jones (RIP) Jay and Silent Brian Peppers Brian Peppers as The Fonz Brian Peppers' Sin City Brian Peppers as Clay Aiken Brian Peppers in Green Day Brian Peppers catches a fish Brian Peppers scaring some lady Brian Peppers as "Where's Waldo?" Brian Peppers as Oompa Loompas Brian Peppers as Richard Nixon Brian Peppers on Mortal Kombar