9.2.10
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| Your Mom Was Hot
Have you ever checked out the "Your Mom Was Hot" section of Playboy's blog The Smoking Jacket? Because if you haven't, well...your mom, or someone's mom, was fucking hot, dude.
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| SOCCER BITCH CATFIGHT, 2010!!
rawr
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| Badass Pics Of Badass Female Soldiers Being Badass
Badass.
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| The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies
You've got the word "irritating" right, but not sure about the word "great" when it comes to a few of these choices. I wrote an article for Cracked once so I know to blame the editors, though, and not the writer.
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| The Greatest Most Unusual Milkshake Recipes
The last time I linked to Woman's Day I said that it would probably be the first and last time I would ever link to Woman's Day. That was until they went and published a recipe for a fucking bacon milkshake.
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| The Best "Make Fun Of Paris Hilton" Videos Out There
What do you mean out where? Out there, man. Out there.
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| The Hot Babes Of 90210, Past & Present
Because today is 9/02/10 or some shit so of course all we need is the most thinly veiled excuse to link to pics of hot chicks.
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| She's A Fine Motherfucker, And She Can Back That Ass Up
Ok, your next big viral star is not really that fine but with a gun pointed to her head it's obvious that she can definitely back that ass up.
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| The Best Of Freshman Ferret
Welcome back to school, bitches.
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| Afternoon Nakedness: Alisha King (NSFW)
It's hot in the hot tub sauna, HOT DAMN!
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| The Twenty Hottest Girls Riding Bicycles
I'll give them all something to ride, if you know what I'm sayin'...
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| Photoshopping The President & Vice President...Hilarity Ensues
I find it hard to believe that Adobe engineers meant for their software to be used in such frivolous ways, but God bless them for it regardless.
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| The 50 Hottest Cheerleaders Of the 2010 NFL Season
That is all.
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| Apparently Mormons Can't View Porn...Enter "Bubbling"
Man, that's a lot of work for jerk-off material. I applaud your tenacity and the result is quite arousing even to someone who shamelessly looks at porn all day.
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| A Gallery Of Awkward "First Day Of School" Pictures
None of us were cool enough to avoid this humiliation in elementary school so just be thankful your parents didn't put it online like these losers' parents did.
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| Morning Nakedness: Jana Cova (NSFW)
That dress is a trippy optical illusion. Scroll down and it will magically disappear.
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| The Thirteen Most Shameless Public Masturbators Of All Time
If masturbation in public is a crime, then who isn't a criminal at some point in their lives? Oh yeah, most everyone.
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| The Greatest Moments In Text Messaging History
With, um, texting evidence, of course.
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| Spank Bank
Camille Washington
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| Washington Nationals vs. Florida Marlins...WHO YA GOT!?!?
I was in a bar or two last night and this was being played over and over and over and over and over again much to every one of the bar patron's, and my, delight.
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| The Fifteen Biggest Degenerate Celebrity Gamblers
Yeah, I'll bet.
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9.1.10
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| Midnight Madness
Mental FX
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| James Lee, The Discovery Channel Gunman's Insane Demands
Also... R.I.P. James Lee, you crazy motherfucker.
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| How To Give A Handjob: An Instructional Guide
Some brilliant advice for the ladies.
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| Sexy Ballerina vs. Her Hamstring...WHO YA GOT!?!?
To be fair, she was asking quite a lot of that hamstring.
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| Late Afternoon Nakedness: Madison Parker (NSFW)
Judging by her interior decorations, she's going to get medieval on somebody's ass. Even if it's her own.
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| The Rare & Complete Set Of Topps Disgusting Disguises Cards
If you've never heard of these it's probably because you had uppity parents who bought you real Halloween costumes, Richie fucking Rich.
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| Between Two Ferns With Zach Seth Galifianakis & Sean Penn
This is the best, internet, the best!
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| The Hot Babes Of "Machete"
If this movie only lives up to a quarter of what I'm expecting to be, it will still probably be at least about the third greatest movie of all time.
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| Fuck Yeah Shitty Picniks
I'm not even sure what a Piknik is even though I googled it and found out it's some quick photo-editing site or some shit. I am, however, 100% sure that all of these are incredibly shitty.
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| Front Flipper's Face vs. The Family Stage...WHO YA GOT!?!?
While the kid's faceplant is certainly enjoyable enough, it's this guy coupled with the YouTuber's comment I have copied and pasted after the jump that truly made me laugh out loud.
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| Sexy Asian Babes Wearing Cowboy Hats
What can we get for ten cattle? Anyting. Anything? Anyting.
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| Retro-Futurism: 13 Failed Urban Design Ideas
From Hitler's vision of a post-WWII-victory Berlin to "Boozetown", a drunkard's dream city, some of these retro urban design concepts were destined to fail.
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| Afternoon Nakedness: Sandra And Judy (NSFW)
They better be careful or they're going to get a DWI, Driving While Inserting tongues into one another.
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| Awesome HQ Photo Set: The Men & Women Of WWII
That is all.
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| Hannibal Lecter, Bartender Extraordinaire
He'll serve you your ear with some fava beans and a nice dry martini.
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| The Top Ten Shortcuts To Improve Your Appearance
Because Lord knows you need it.
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| History People Are Just Like Us: Famous Photos Recast
Playing with the combination of history, celebrities in ridiculous poses, and Photoshop is all fun and games until the near-retarded people of the future find these photographs and mistake them for the real thing.
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| Pulp Ravioli
RAVIOLI, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU EAT IT!?!?
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| Morning Nakedness: Lucy Pinder (NSFW)
Um, new topless Lucy Pinder pics? Fuck and yes, please.
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| The Fourteen Most Brutal College Hazing Rituals
DAMN YOUTH OF THE NATION, YOU SCARY!
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| Makes Me Think.com
Today I found a website called Makes Me Think, and now I think my life is absolutely wonderful. MMT
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| Spank Bank
Amanda Pogrell
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| The Wisdom Of 50 Cent's Twitter Feed
I started following 50 Cent's Twitter feed a little while ago, and I must say I have not been disappointed by the wisdom and life lessons contained therein.
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| The 25 Funniest Ebay Auctions Of All Time
There's always someone, somewhere that will buy anything.
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